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What are you doing on Tuesday night?

Those lovely Registered Sounds folk have provided an answer to that question, as they are putting on an awesome show for us gloomy Mancunians next week:

Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Registered Sounds:
Jim Noir + The Beep Seals + Gideon Conn + Magic Arm
At Manchester Academy (Club Acad)

And best of all – it’s free! I’m going to be there, and if you want to be there too all you need to do is go here and register for tickets. First come, first served, and they’re going fast, so get on it to avoid the heinous disappointment of knowing you could have seen Gideon Conn for free and you missed out. And please don’t turn up on the night expecting to just walk in as apparently, this wont work. The bouncers will politely ask you to fuck off, and you will end up getting the bus home at 8 o’clock, surrounded by freshers wearing neon tutu’s drinking Mickey Finns, riotously singing ‘Naïve’ by the Kooks at the top of their lungs.

The clothing line is out... Ronando's must surely now be imminent

Poor, poor Ronaldo. People really hate him, don't they? He winked at Rooney a billion years ago and noone is ever going to let him forget it. I personally find it fucking hilarious that so many people waste so much of their time despising him, when lets be honest, I'm sure when Ronaldo goes home at night to his enormous mansion, parks the Bentley amongst his fleet of cars and then bathes in a tub full of fifty pound notes, you know he really couldn't care less what Jo Bloggs said about him that morning to the fella who works in Greggs.

Regardless, love him or hate him, he is damn easy to make fun of. And then the guy goes and opens a store like this and gives the tabloid journalists a freakin' field day: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1070993/What-wear--footballer-Ronaldos-boutique.html

The best thing about that article? This line:

The store includes all the essential wardrobe items for a metrosexual Mediterranean stallion.

Thats some damn fine journalism.

In The City write up coming soon...

James Franco smells.

Oh this has made my YEAR