'Does anyone like Bryan Adams?'

I have this really bad problem, where if I’m alone for more than about 8 minutes with nothing to keep me occupied, my mind starts going ten to the dozen. I’ll sit and think about anything. This happened last night when I crawled into bed, only to realise I was wide awake and not ready to sleep, and for some reason the phrase ‘turn over a new leaf’ popped into my mind (I couldn’t tell you why). I thought about said phrase for ages, so long in fact that the word ‘leaf’ lost all meaning completely, and I came to the conclusion that the phrase makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. What is a ‘new leaf’ anyway? And why would turning it over symbolise someone becoming a better person? Ooohhh. I think I’ve just figured it out.

Last night, me and Magee were crawling amongst a few bars in town and decided to go catch a band. We had a look to see who was on, and almost, almost, ended up seeing a band called Strawberry Blondes (they are a punk band and the singer goes by the name of Mickie Stabbs – why we even considered it for more than a second is beyond me). On a whim, I had a last quick look to see if anything else was going on and saw that Travis were at the Ritz. As much as they wouldn’t exactly top a list of my favourite bands I do really love a lot of their old stuff, so we threw caution to the wind and went along. This was a good move, as not only were Travis unexpectedly brilliant (you kinda forget how many great songs that band have), but they had a support act called The Republic Tigers, who are now my favourite new band out of the States. They are VERY good and I urge you to check them out at your earliest opportunity. Me and Mag’s got talking to the singer and he told me a whimsical tale about a time when he was playing video games with RYAN ADAMS (!!) and that Ryan got mad at everyone and made them leave because he wanted to play the video games alone. He was described as ‘kinda weird’. In a way, it only makes me like him more. Anyway, their website is here: www.myspace.com/therepublictigers - Check them out.

Heres their video for Buildings and Mountains - this song is just so... lovely. Listen away.

Cheese + Ronaldo = bad dreams

The other day I was in the posh neck of the woods where I work, and Ronaldo drove past me. It wasn’t particularly exciting, but still, I did go on to tell everyone I know about it so I was clearly a little impressed. Anyways, I was super tired that day and went to bed insanely early and I remembered thinking to myself ‘I am so going to dream about him tonight…’

Cue: one of my oddest dreams yet. It started with me and my sister going to this pool party in the middle of the woods and yep, you’ve guessed it, it was being hosted by Ronaldo. Within minutes of arriving, I lost Vikki, and went into big sister panic mode. I couldn’t find her anywhere so became super brave and went to look for her in the surrounding woods, and that’s where I saw those 3 scary fuckers from The Strangers dumping 2 bodies by some trees. I thought one of them had seen me so I ran away and went to Bob Geldof’s house to hide out. However, suddenly 2 men broke into Bob’s house and starting nicking all his stuff so we went into the garden, where McFly were having a party. I had to babysit these 2 little kids who were creepier looking than Chucky and so after a while I made my excuses and left. For some reason, my parents lived next door so I went there. Then Ronaldo’s mum knocked on the door and said ‘Your sister is in those public toilets’ and pointed at these decrepit loo’s which were in the woods across the road (it was a very strange street). So I go in and there is Vikki. I was super mad at her for disappearing so I hit her with a stick all the way home. We went back to my parent’s house but they were building a conservatory and it had gone terribly wrong so we went to Nandos for some peace and quiet, but I left my purse in there and for some reason went and asked Pixie Geldof to help me find it. And then I woke up.

This is fucking hilarious

Determination

As if it's been 4 whole months since I waved goodbye to this blog, considering myself too busy with my grown up job to bother anymore, looked at it as a step into my 'adult' life... only to find myself on the cusp of sitting my NCTJ. I sit the entrance exam next week, so my creative juices should be in full flow, and hence I should probably be writing places other than my friends Facebook walls and eyeliner scrawl across my mirror reminding me where I left my car keys.

Anyway, this is just a test to make sure I could still remember the password to this thing (it took 3 attempts). I don't really feel all that inspired tonight, though. Watch this space?