The other day I was in the posh neck of the woods where I work, and Ronaldo drove past me. It wasn’t particularly exciting, but still, I did go on to tell everyone I know about it so I was clearly a little impressed. Anyways, I was super tired that day and went to bed insanely early and I remembered thinking to myself ‘I am so going to dream about him tonight…’
Cue: one of my oddest dreams yet. It started with me and my sister going to this pool party in the middle of the woods and yep, you’ve guessed it, it was being hosted by Ronaldo. Within minutes of arriving, I lost Vikki, and went into big sister panic mode. I couldn’t find her anywhere so became super brave and went to look for her in the surrounding woods, and that’s where I saw those 3 scary fuckers from The Strangers dumping 2 bodies by some trees. I thought one of them had seen me so I ran away and went to Bob Geldof’s house to hide out. However, suddenly 2 men broke into Bob’s house and starting nicking all his stuff so we went into the garden, where McFly were having a party. I had to babysit these 2 little kids who were creepier looking than Chucky and so after a while I made my excuses and left. For some reason, my parents lived next door so I went there. Then Ronaldo’s mum knocked on the door and said ‘Your sister is in those public toilets’ and pointed at these decrepit loo’s which were in the woods across the road (it was a very strange street). So I go in and there is Vikki. I was super mad at her for disappearing so I hit her with a stick all the way home. We went back to my parent’s house but they were building a conservatory and it had gone terribly wrong so we went to Nandos for some peace and quiet, but I left my purse in there and for some reason went and asked Pixie Geldof to help me find it. And then I woke up.
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