Music is my hot hot sex

Confirmed support for Cansei De Ser Sexy's next Manchester show is Tilly and the Wall and RAT:ATT:AGG. This news made me delirious with happiness as I love both bands. It reminded me how much I hate the band name RAT:ATT:AGG, though. I prefer to refer to them as STUPIDEST:BAND:NAME:EVER. Whatever happened to keeping things simple, like The Smiths or The Cure. The only band name I can think of that is more odd than RAT:AT:AGG is the band !!!. I mean, come on. I believe it is pronounced Chk Chk Chk, but as I am not fluent in Egyptian I wouldnt even know how to pronounce that. I sometimes have half a mind to form a band, with no conventional instruments being played, substituting the bass guitar for a roll of cellophane and the drums for a running tap. We would call ourselves %^$""(), which would be pronounced by whistling twice.