On Thursday night my nearest and dearest came over with cheap wine from Spar. We had an egg hunt and became fully engrossed in 'My Big Boobs And Me' on BBC3. We called 86355 take aways but noone would deliver as it was too late, so me and Gemma made a full loafs worth of toast, ate the lot and then KO'd. Me and Soph talked about Glasto, me and Bam talked about casinos, and all I said to everybody else was 'Jeeesus, look at the size of hers! I'm surprised she doesnt fall over.'
On Friday, me, Vik and Rachel went to Platt Fields. We had a picnic that was, inevitably, ruined by dogs, ate ice creams, perved on the skateboarders and went for a boat ride. It was lovely. We then went for bevvies, where we perved on more young attractive men (the sun brings them all out of hiding) and then met up with Faye and Gemma to go and see Blades of Glory. Which is very funny, by the way (Gemma - 'BOOM!'). We then went for greasy take out food, went back to mine, watched the Charlotte Church Show (Faye - 'Get over yourself, you were only in Skins') and eventually fell asleep.
Saturday - Me and Gemma went shopping for my new glasses (which are BEAutiful) and then went shopping for everything else. The beautiful boy who works in Urban Outfitters made our afternoon, and at 5ish we bought some food and went for a wee picnic in Picadilly Gardens. No cute boys there, but still. We then went home, had naps (shopping and perving can really take it out of a girl), woke from said naps, I dyed my hair, then got dressed up all pretty and went to play out. We had a party to go to, but got so involved in our games of Ring of Fire that we didnt get to the party until half past midnight. Saw lots of people from school and college that I hadnt seen in years, drank lots of wine, danced around, the usual. I then noticed that Sarah was lying motionless on a sofa, muttering something about leaves and that she was 'gonna puke' if she moved, so we slowly got her up and took her home. Hilarious.
Sunday, me and Gemma were attacked by a fly and a hornet, both of which drove us inside away from the sunshine squealing like 8 year olds. Later, I met up with Vik, Rach and Faye and headed into Manchester. Some guy in Sainsburys asked the cashier if using Lynx really makes girls say 'Boom chicka wa waaa' and I killed myself laughing about it all night. Anyways, we went to Overdraught but at 8 there was already a queue for the Foam Party, so we went and sweet talked Keith into letting us in. For free, too. We can be pretty cheeky if we reckon we can get away with it. I drank ridiculous amounts and dont remember much past about 11 but I remember having a ball. Foamy fun is great.
Today, our killer picnic was marred by the sodding rain, so instead we piled into the car, went for lunch, made this:
and then went to Manchesters finest (and free) art galleries and museums. I sometimes forget what hidden treasures Manchester holds. Here are things that I learned today:
1. You can have alot more fun in an Art Gallery than one would think.
2. You can have even more fun in a Museum.
3. Orange frogs that are the size of a penny can reduce absolutley anybody into a cooing 'Awwwwwww!' type state.
4. T-Rex's really werent actually that big.
5. Gecko's will have sex infront of anybody.
6. Dubbing Gecko sex is probably the funniest thing in the world to do.
7. The kids activity room is, by no means, just fun for kids.
8. Mummys are scary.
9. Young children are even scarier.
Once we were all educated, we went off to Big Hands for a while, where we noticed someone had defaced every single poster in there by drawing a cock in inappropriate places, had afew drinks and then went home, where I cleaned and then watched the worlds most terrible TV programme on Kerrang just because it was being hosted by Sophie Dahl, sorry, Gerard Way. I think it was called '101 Damnations: Rocks Biggest Hellraisers with My Chemical Romance'. You can imagine some of the crap I had to sit through. Things I learned:
1. The singer in Aiden is truly offensive and I hope I never have to look at him ever again.
2. Gerard Way doesnt really say much.
3. The curly haired ginger one actually is Angry Kid in human form.
And that show finished all of 5 minutes ago, so here I am. In about 4 minutes I will go and drink some water (stage one in the cleansing process after the amount of booze that has recently run through my blood stream) and will then sleep sleep sleep.
I hope everyones weekend was super.
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