I got love for you if you were born in the 80's

Considering how much I love the 80’s, I should like that song. But I don’t. I actually can’t stand it.

The other night, I felt old for the first time since that time afew weeks ago when some middle aged women started chatting to me in Tescos LIKE I WAS ONE OF THEM. I brushed it off and assumed they were drunk, but then the other night me and Gemma went for afew beverages of the adult kind in Spoons. A lot of that place is still smokers friendly, so we bagged a table and I indulged in my two favourite pastimes – smoking and drinking. There was a table full of 17/18 year olds next to us being highly annoying, but we ignored them. Anyway, before long, it was my turn to go to the bar, so off I went. Whilst I was gone, Gemma heard the following conversation happen at the Kids Table:

Annoying child Number 1: ‘Can you smoke in here?’
Annoying child Number 2: *points to where I was sat* ‘That lady was a minute ago.’

LADY??!! Gemma thought it was hilarious but I wanted to smack the little mongrel around the head and tell him he was grounded. I can’t believe teenagers are referring to me as a lady. Horrendous.

Tomorrow night, I’m working for Taking Back Sunday. I didn’t read the small print, however, which states that I will also be in the same building as Aiden and lostprophets. If I make it out alive, I’ll tell you all about it.